Isn’t that what Christian found attractive in the first place? Christian is head over heels… It’s a delight to see.” I’m not the crack whore who was his mother… Fuck. This is confusing – I’m his wife, not his submissive, not some company he’s acquired. Holy cow! Do I do that deliberately? My subconscious removes her half-moon glasses and chews the end, pursing her lips and nodding. “And yet you choose to defy me,” he murmurs, baffled, his hand stilling in my hair. “I know it’s why you feel the need to control me. You told me yourself – fifty shades, remember?” My voice is barely audible.īut before you’re like, “Right on, Ana, call him on his bullshit so he has a microscopic chance of healing or whatever, as if I even gave a shit what happens to this guy,” she continues: “That part of your life is not done, Christian – how can you say that? You live every day with your past. “So let’s never talk about it, because if you think I’ve gotten over it, I won’t be able to use it as a weapon against you anymore.”Įven Ana knows that’s bullshit, and she calls him on it: “Except for when I need to manipulate you into doing something or staying with me when I’ve treated you like shit,” he definitely did not say next. They talk some more about his horrible childhood and how he’s like, clearly 100% over it:Ĭhristian stiffens. WHO THE FUCK ELSE DOES HE REFER TO AS “I”? DOES HE HAVE A FRIEND NAMED “IGOR” WHO GOES ONLY BY INITIALS? HE FUCKING SAID “I” IN THE SENTENCE, ANA. When Ana asks how bad it is, Christian immediately reminds her of his horrible childhood: I’m glad they can joke about Christian’s repeated and obsessive invasions of privacy against people in his life and people who are only marginally connect to people in his life.Īna asks what’s in Jack Hyde’s file, and Christian is all, “‘You really want to know?'” like it’s going to shock Ana so badly he needs to protect her fragile female brain from the terrible reality of who Jack Hyde is. “Do you have a manila file on him, too?” I smirk.Ĭhristian’s mouth twists as he hides his amusement. You know, like any non-psycho boyfriend does. “I ran a background check when you went to work for him.” Ana asks Christian how he knew Jack Hyde was from Detroit: He’s yet to ask her if she’s okay or if she needs anything, and we’re now talking about his traumatic childhood and the conversation is all about him.Ĭhristian explains that he and Elliot were both adopted in Detroit, but Grace wanted to leave, to be on the west coast and away from “the urban sprawl.” Which is pretty rich, considering Seattle’s geographical size is about half a square mile less than Detroit’s. Since it’s been two weeks, I’m going to remind you guys that at this point, he’s done orgasm denial that caused her to safe word and she broke down crying. You know, after you murmur and muse about it for seven or eight chapters, and then the big reveal ends up being something incredibly stupid. I don’t know, maybe your crackerjack narrative will tell us at some point. “I though you were born here in Seattle,” I murmur. When we last left them, Chedward had just told Ana that he was born in Detroit, and it is apparently a mind-blower: I’m not saying they’ve destroyed my faith in God all on their own, I’m just suggesting they may have been a contributing factor. LOL, remember when recaps used to start with, “On to the recap!”? All enthusiastic and shit because my soul wasn’t irreparably withered? Just for reference, when I started reading these books I was a church-goer. Tweep Anna sent me this link to David Bunce’s review of 50 Shades of Grey. The only way that’s okay is if there is some kind of gooey, salty filling in them. Since when do cupcakes need a fucking backstory to enjoy them? Also, who the fuck wants to eat a pile of fondant as big as those decorations were? And they’re sex themed cupcakes. Let’s all suffer together, shall we? I think the most frustrating one was the cupcake one. My tweep Purva alerted me to this really dumb slide show.
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